Saturday, June 15, 2013

WHAT'S FOR DINNER!

1. Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

2. Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs

Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs
This is insulting.

3. Lobster Mac and Cheese

Lobster Mac and Cheese
When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies.

4. Cucumber Sandwich

Cucumber Sandwich
You think you’re sooooo clever don’t you.

5. Diet Cupcakes

Diet Cupcakes
This is stupid.
Source: cwfrosting.com

6. Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Cauliflower Crust Pizza
STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA.
Source: ohmyveggies.com

7. Mac and Cheese Balls

Mac and Cheese Balls
I’m crying.
Source: norecipes.com

8. Pickle Roll-Ups

Pickle Roll-Ups
Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU.

9. Doughnut Burger

Doughnut Burger
Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS.

10. Hot Dog Pasta

Hot Dog Pasta
So creepy, not cool at all.

11. Cake Pops

Cake Pops
The devil’s work.
Source: canopi.com

12. Kale Granola

Kale Granola
If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I’ll call the damn cops.

13. Foie Gras Doughnut

Foie Gras Doughnut
Fucked up.
Source: whrtny.com

14. Bacon Taco

Bacon Taco
Can you feel that? It’s your arteries clogging and then dying. You’re dead.
Source: foodiggity.com

15. Cake Batter Smoothie

Cake Batter Smoothie
Even sprinkles can’t hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever.

16. Tofu Cookies

Tofu Cookies
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU.

17. Zucchini Fries

Zucchini Fries
“Fries.” PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.

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