WOW! GREAT!! I'M FINALLY GETTING ALL THAT NIGERIAN SCAM MONEY BACK!!!

From: Office mail
To: Recipients  
Sent: Saturday, October 29, 2016 9:51 AM
Subject: Important Notification must be read and call (909)460-8619 for further directive!

Attention: Beneficiary.

This is to inform you that after the Inauguration of new President of Federal Republic of Nigeria. President Muhammadu  Buhari has instructed World Bank Group and IMF Nigeria to release all the contract payment to original beneficiaries and those scam victim to compensate them with sum of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($5.5 Million USD) Signed by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

This is to notify you that your funds ($5.5 MILLION) has been programmed for  immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this funds direct to your nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.

MR Edward . D . Okorie has just arrived California/Ontario International Airport, where he is transiting from to deliver your funds to you as contained in the box as I was reliably informed by him and you are therefore, advised to re-confirm your delivery address and name to him for proper delivery arrangement through his email address as [edward_david0044@yahoo.co.jp] or email him for a call on his newly acquired telephone line (909)460-8619) and make your personal telephone line available to him to enhance means of communication between both of you during the delivery process.

The office of Presidency,U.S. Secretary of State and the team are expected to submit its report to his Excellency President Muhammadu Buhari on how the mandate of the team was discharged hence, adopt a proactive measure to ensure the successful delivery of your fund to you marking the official release of it to you.MR Edward . D . Okorie was advised to accompany you to your bank to deposit the aforesaid amount should you wish to deposit it with your bank. As the head of the economic team, I will continue to monitor the delivery process by keeping constant communication with you and Mr.Edward  and you are advised to limit your communication to me and Mr. Edward to avoid criminals from making mess of the entire process of delivery your fund to you.

Your full co-operation will mean a great deal with my team. Remember text him your details to his cell phone :(909)460-8619

Mr Uzoka Kennedy
Office Of Executive Governor
Central Bank Of Nigeria.

DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, OR SOUTHERNER?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

 

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife  and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,  locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,  raises the knife, and charges at you...  You are carrying a  Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.  What do you do?  THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: ·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! ·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? ·Does the man look poor or oppressed? ·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? ·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? ·Could we run away? ·What does my wife think? ·What about the kids? ·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? ·What does the law say about this situation? ·Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? ·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? ·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? ·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? ·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? ·Should I call 9-1-1? ·Why is this street so deserted? ·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. ·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. ·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ·This is all so confusing! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ ......... ......... ...  Republican's Answer: BANG! ............ ......... ......... ........ ......... ......... ......... ...... Southerner's Answer:  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! Click  Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'  'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!  Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'  Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

IN A NUTSHELL ACCORDING TO THE BBC( NOT OUR MSM)

US election: FBI probe into Clinton emails - what we know- 10/31/16

The FBI has found new emails that may be related to its investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server when she was secretary of state.

That investigation ended in July when the FBI cleared her of any criminal wrongdoing.

But FBI director James Comey says these new emails "appear to be pertinent" to the case and investigators are currently reviewing them.

There are few specifics at the moment, but here's what we know so far:

Where did they find these emails?

The emails, including some from top Clinton aide Huma Abedin, are believed to have been found on a laptop belonging to her estranged husband, former congressman Anthony Weiner.

In a letter to Congress, Mr Comey said the FBI had discovered the emails "in connection with an unrelated case".

The unrelated case is said to be an inquiry into Mr Wiener, with FBI officials investigating whether he sent sexually explicit emails to a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina.

Devices belonging to Ms Abedin and Mr Weiner were seized as part of the investigation.

Anthony Weiner: Behind the scenes of a political marriage

What do we know about the emails?

There are said to be about 650,000 emails in total on the laptop. Mr Comey told Congress that investigators were reviewing them to see if they contained classified information.

At the end of the original investigation into Mrs Clinton, Mr Comey said her handling of sensitive material during her tenure as secretary of state was "extremely careless".

But until the FBI provides more details, we will not know whether the new emails are further examples of that mishandling.

At the moment, it is also unclear who sent or received the emails or what they were about.

What happens next?

FBI investigators will review the emails to "assess their importance to our investigation," according to Mr Comey.

But he declined to give a timeframe, saying he "cannot predict how long it will take us to complete this additional work".

Mrs Clinton's campaign team have called on Mr Comey to release further information as soon as possible.

What was the initial scandal about?

Before becoming secretary of state in 2009, Mrs Clinton set up an email server at her home in Chappaqua, New York, that she used for all work and personal emails during her four years in office.

She did not use, or even activate, a state.gov email account, which would have been hosted on servers owned and managed by the US government.

She said it was for convenience but critics said it gave her control over what information entered the public domain.

What is the email scandal all about?

What is Clinton saying?

Hillary Clinton said: "The American people deserve to get the full and complete facts immediately"

Responding shortly after news of the inquiry emerged, Mrs Clinton said she was "confident" the emails would not change the outcome of the FBI's previous investigation.

"The American people deserve to get the full and complete facts immediately," she told reporters.

"It's imperative that the bureau explain this issue in question, whatever it is, without any delay."

What is Trump saying?

Trump says Clinton emails saga "bigger than Watergate"

Donald Trump announced news of the inquiry to the sound of cheers from supporters at a campaign rally in Iowa.

"It's everybody's hope that justice at last can be delivered," he told the crowd, calling it "the biggest political scandal since Watergate".

"The FBI would never have reopened this case at this time unless it were a most egregious criminal offence."

How damaging is it for Clinton?

Anthony Zurcher, BBC North America reporter, writes:

Mrs Clinton's supporters will spend the next few days in a defensive crouch, trying to assess how bad the damage could be.

It seems unlikely that this will move many voters from Mrs Clinton to Mr Trump on election day - the partisan divide between the two camps at this point is too great.

It could depress the Democrat's turnout, however, or cause her to bleed support to third-party candidates like the Green Party's Jill Stein or Libertarian Gary Johnson.

What's certain is that whether this ends up being a big deal or not, it places the spotlight on all the wrong places for the Clinton campaign. FULL BBC ARTICLE HERE

SOCIALISM EXPLAINED

ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS

Great one liners for this election year:


These quotes are really good
especially considering what choices we voters are currently faced with....



If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. 
~Jay Leno~

  
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. 
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office 
~Aesop~

  
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. 
~Will Rogers~

  
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. 
~Nikita Khrushchev~

  
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. 
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. 
~Author unknown~


Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 
~Ronald Reagan~
  

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 
~Oscar Ameringer~

  
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. 
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

  
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. 
~ Tex Guinan~

  

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. 
~Charles de Gaulle~

  
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. 
~Doug Larson~

  
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. 
~Will Rogers


We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
~Kin Hubbard~

WEINER GATE!!!! ANOTHER EXCITING DRAMA BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CLINTONS

WATCH TWO SNAKES EAT EACH OTHER

 

THE WHOLE SORDID MESS

CRINGE WORTHY HILLARY COMPILATION

STORY OF THE HUSTLER IN CHIEF

WILDEST CAMPAIGN ADDS EVER!!!!

AND THERE'S CREEPY UNCLE JOE AND KREEPY KAINE AND CROOKED HILLARY!!!

MICHAEL MOORE ANNOUNCES TO ALL THE BLOWS HE'S VOTING TRUMP!

ACTUAL MOORE VIDEO

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#wearenotrussian SHOCKING NEWS: The hackers supplying Wikileaks were Anonymous and Anon claims to have ALL OF HILLARY's 33k

#wearenotrussian SHOCKING NEWS: The hackers supplying Wikileaks were Anonymous and Anon claims to have ALL OF HILLARY's 33k deleted emails and that they will release them by Nov 1. -Hillary together with Obama, was planning WW3 with Russia to forego criminal charges!

HILLARY DESTROYED AN IMPORTANT US ALLY

Hillary’s Leadership in Libya led to:

Prior to the February 17, 2011, “Day of Rage,” Libya had a national budget surplus of 8.7 percent of GDP in 2010, with oil production at 1.8 million barrels per day, on track to reach its goal of 3 million barrels per day. Currently, oil production has decreased by over 80 percent. Following the revolution, the Libyan economy contracted by an estimated 41.8 percent, with a national deficit of 17.1 percent GDP in 2011.

Before the revolution, Libya was a secure, prospering, secular Islamic country and a critical ally providing intelligence on terrorist activity post–September 11, 2001. Qaddafi was no longer a threat to the United States. Yet Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly advocated and succeeded in convincing the administration to support the Libyan rebels with a no-fly zone, intended to prevent a possible humanitarian disaster that turned quickly into all-out war.

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WHO IS HUMA?

INFILTRATION AND SUBTERFUGE

FB DISCUSSION: DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS PROGRESSIVES CONSERVATIVES LIBERALS ETC

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JoeM Don't be ridiculous. If you took a poll in modern times, the sentiment would be reversed for your three historic examples. Modern day radical conservatives point to what other people did a century or more ago to illustrate their morality. If it wasn't so sad, it would be laughable. It embarrasses moderate Republicans.
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JohnB I don't think that's true.
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JoeM I'm sure it is. Maybe not in such impressive numbers. Southern Democrats were a different animal then. Ultra conservative states rights. Who does that describe in today's world? You can still have the beer, though.
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JohnB
JohnB Well, OK, if there's free beer involved.
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DonaldS JoeM No Joe, what you said is not true, but John's post is accurate. To add to his post, the Dim's created the KKK and Hillary saw Byrd as her mentor. The Dim's have hurt the blacks in so many ways acting as if they were trying to help. Lyndon Johnson started the welfare system and now only 25% of the black families have a father in the home. It was 75% before welfare.
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JoeM DonaldS , I'm guessing English is your second language. Keep working on it, and I see you're interested in history. You might also want to try current events.
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JohnB JoeM I wish you knew Don. He's an amazing person- an amazing man. You'd really like him.
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JoeM Maybe, but I'm pretty sure we wouldn't agree on politics!
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DonaldS JoeM Yep, it is my second language. Southern is my first. LOL Try not to distract from the main issue. Try a few facts to prove your point.
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JohnB Prob not agree on a considerable amount, JoeM.
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JohnB DonaldS LOL!!
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DonaldS JohnB Thanks John. They will accuse you of spin. Ha-ha!
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JohnB DonaldS LOL! I been accused of worse!
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JohnB "....we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference... I'll have them n***ers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years". LBJ
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JoeM Never did like him, even before that came out. I'm sure there are a lot of closet bigots in politics still, even after fifty years.
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JohnB
JohnB He was a typical Democrat.
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JoeM
JoeM He was a typical politician.
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JohnB JoeM WELL!!! We can agree on that!!!
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DonaldS
DonaldS Do we call Hillary a politician or a Democrat? She has said much the same as LBJ. Hillary Clinton call African-American youth 'superpredators'.
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JohnB DonaldS I'd call her someone with real poor judgement,,,,,, among other things.
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DonaldS JohnB come go dancing with us tonight! Get to get off this computer and take my weekly bath.
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JohnB DonaldS LOL!!! Not up to a quick trip to Chatt,,,, will have to plan ahead.
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DanM
DanM · Friends with JoeM
But, the FACTS remain. Spin them any way that you want......as usual.
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JoeM Hundred year old facts, Dan. Not relevant in today's world. Simply ammo for die-hard party members who defend their political party and believe the party is always right. Both parties suck.
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AdamR
AdamR The parties were actually reversed during the first three. The then-republican party was the precursor to today's Democratic Party, but let's not let facts get in the way of some good ole gop propaganda!
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AdamR https://www.weekendcollective.com/republicans-used-to-be.../

Republicans Used to Be Liberal, Democrats Conservative. Here's What…
WEEKENDCOLLECTIVE.COM
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JohnB
JohnB and that's how the Dems like to spin it.
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DonaldS JoeM You and Adam have been sitting in some liberal professors class. LOL

How old is the KKK? Was Senator Byrd a member of the KKK? Did Hillary say he was her mentor? Did LBJ push through the SNAP program? How is that working for ya? Hillar...See More
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DonaldS AdamR There are many Democrats, myself included, that are now Republicans. So, how many Democrats, at the time, voted to free the slaves? Are you getting the picture yet?
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AdamR Uh it's not spin it's historically accurate. If you change the meme to liberals and conservatives, it would be liberals on all four. The Republican Party now is conservative and would not follow the pattern shown above. You don't have to like it but that's the truth, get over it.
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DanM · Friends with JoeM
The good thing about history is that, you cannot change it. Dream and wish all that you want.
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AdamR DanM correct, but it sure as shit can be misinterpreted and misrepresented by people who want to ignore the reality of what was - whoever created this meme being the prime example.
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DonaldS We always have to ask the question, "whose facts"?
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DanM · Friends with JoeM
I'll take the generally established facts. Try as many will, you just cannot change history in order to support your particular point of view. Example: A very strong plurality of conservatives swept Ronald Reagan into the Presidency. Even 200 years from now, they will not be Democrats.
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JohnB AdamR You are confused about Conservatives and Democrats. Conservative=Responsible, Democrats=free stuff paid with other people's money.
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AdamR DanM I never said they were democrats, merely pointing out the ridiculous idea that the Republican Party from when these events took place doesn't resemble the current Republican Party and their philosophies in the slightest and more resembles the ideals of current day democrats. It's like talking to a brick wall, the point being missed over and over.
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AdamR JohnB Thank you for your enlightened comment.
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LarryB
LarryB · Friends with JoeM
The best way to translate this in the current environment is to insert 'progressive' for the people who supported these initiatives and 'conservatives' for those who opposed. Fortunately, the 'progressives' of their time - no matter their party at the time - carried the day.
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JohnB The best way for you to translate it to spin it your way, that is.
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JohnB
JohnB Progressive=Socialist.
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LarryB · Friends with JoeM
So, the people who voted to end slavery and provide the vote to women are socialists? If so, I stand convicted of being in favor of both. Don't be so doctrinaire.
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JohnB LarryB No, they were Republicans- Conservatives in other words. You stay confused a lot!

LYING FEELS BETTER THE MORE YOU DO IT

Fibs become as normal as the nose on your face

Valentina Bielli/EyeEm/Getty

Jessica Hamzelou

Little white lies have a tendency to snowball. Now we’ve found out why – the more we lie, the more our brains seem to become desensitised to the act of lying. Could this discovery help prevent dishonesty spiralling out of control?

It isn’t difficult to think of someone who has ended up in a tangled web of their own lies. “The examples are everywhere you look, whether it’s scientific, political or financial fraud, or infidelity,” says Tali Sharot at University College London. In many cases, the lies start small, but escalate.

Sharot and her colleagues wondered if a person’s brain might get desensitised to lying, in the same way we get used to the horror of a violent image if we see it enough times. Most people feel guilty when they intentionally deceive someone else, but could this feeling ebb away with practice?

To find out, Sharot and her colleagues set up an experiment that encouraged volunteers to lie. In the task, each person was shown jars of pennies, full to varying degrees. While in a brain scanner, each person had to send their estimate to a partner in another room.
Equally untrue

The partner was only shown a blurry low-resolution image of the jar, and so relied on the volunteer’s estimate. In some rounds, a correct answer would mean a financial reward for both the volunteer and their partner. But in others, the volunteer was told that a wrong answer from the partner would result in a higher reward for them, but a lower reward for their partner – and the more incorrect the answer, the greater the personal reward. In other rounds, incorrect answers benefited the partner, but not the volunteer.


Sharot found that her volunteers seemed happy to lie if it meant that their partner would benefit. On each of these rounds, the volunteer lied to the same degree. But when it came to self-serving lies, the volunteer’s dishonesty escalated over time – each lie was greater than the one before. For example, a person might start with a lie that earned them £1, but end up telling untruths worth £8.

Brain scans showed that the first lie was associated with a burst of activity in the amygdalae, areas involved in emotional responses. But this activity lessened as the lies progressed. The effect was so strong that the team could use a person’s amygdala activity while they were lying to predict how big their next lie would be.

“When you lie or cheat for your own benefit, it makes you feel bad,” says Sophie van der Zee at the Free University of Amsterdam in the Netherlands. “But when you keep doing it, that feeling goes away, so you’re more likely to do it again.”

Dangerous dishonesty

“This highlights the danger of engaging in small acts of dishonesty,” says Sharot. Frequent liars are also likely to be better at lying, and harder to catch out, she says. That’s because the amygdala is responsible for general emotional arousal, and all the clues we would normally look for in a liar, such as nervous sweating.

Sharot hopes that her research will help us avoid the spiralling of lies. “If you can understand the mechanism, you might be able to nudge people away from dishonesty,” she says.

One way could be by playing on a person’s emotions to boost the level of activity in the amygdala, says Sharot. “For example, if a government wants people to pay their taxes, they might want to make an emotional case for doing so,” she says.

Van der Zee is working with insurance companies to encourage their customers to file honest claims. In her own research, she has found that people are more likely to lie if they feel they have been rejected, so she is working on ways to reduce the number of failed claims. She has also found that people are more likely to fill in claims forms honestly if they sign their name at the top of the page, before they start filling it in, rather than at the end.

Journal reference: Nature Neuroscience, DOI: 10.1038/nn.4426

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HILL GOES DOWN ON HUMA'S WEINER!!!

NEED I SAY MORE?

WASHINGTON — A new trove of emails that appear pertinent to the now-closed investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server was discovered after the F.B.I. seized at least one electronic device shared by Anthony D. Weiner and his estranged wife, Huma Abedin, a top aide to Mrs. Clinton, federal law enforcement officials said Friday.

The F.B.I. is investigating illicit text messages that Mr. Weiner, a former Democratic congressman from New York, sent to a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina. The bureau told Congress on Friday that it had uncovered new emails related to the Clinton case — one federal official said they numbered in the tens of thousands — potentially reigniting an issue that has weighed on the presidential campaign and offering a lifeline to Donald J. Trump less than two weeks before the election.

In a letter to Congress, the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, said that emails had surfaced in an unrelated case, and that they “appear to be pertinent to the investigation.”

NYTIMES

BUBBA INC

Oct. 27, 2016 6:51 p.m. ETHillary and Bill Clinton are asking for a third term in the White House, and voters who want to know what this portends should examine the 12-page memo written by a Clinton insider that was hacked and published Wednesday by WikiLeaks. This is the cold, hard reality of the Clinton political-business model.

Longtime Clinton aide Doug Band wrote the memo in 2011 to justify himself to lawyers at Simpson, Thacher & Bartlett who were reviewing his role and conducting a governance review of the Clinton Foundation at the insistence of Chelsea Clinton. In an email two weeks earlier, also published on WikiLeaks, Ms. Clinton said her father had been told that Mr. Band’s firm Teneo was “hustling” business at the Clinton Global Initiative, a regular gathering of the wealthy and powerful that is ostensibly about charitable activity.

Poor innocent Chelsea. Bill and Hillary must never have told her what business they’re in. If she had known, she would never have hired a blue-chip law firm to sweep through the hallways of the Clinton Foundation searching for conflicts of interest. Instead of questioning Mr. Band’s compensation, she would have pleaded with him never to reveal the particulars of his job in writing.

WSJ