Sunday, April 15, 2012

CRAIGSLIST ADD: Fifty year old manure spreader FOR SALE - $1 (Washington, D.C.)

Fifty year old manure spreader FOR SALE - $1 (Washington, D.C.)


Date: 2012-04-15, 1:39PM EDT
Reply to: kmtBS-294187004@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya .
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US
via Hawaii .
Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard.
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really spread the
manure and sling it for amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November.
But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure
spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy
of the United States Constitution.

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