HOW BUBBA GOT THE JOB AT WALMART

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were
equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know of?’
The first man replied, ‘A THOUGHT.’ It just pops into your head. There’s no
warning.
‘That’s very good!’ replied the interviewer. ‘And, now you sir?’, he asked
the second man.
‘Hmmm…let me see ‘A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.’
‘Excellent!’ said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very
popular cliché for speed.’ He then turned to the third man, who was
contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. ‘Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of’.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light,’ he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, ‘After hearing the previous three answers, it’s obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.’
‘WHAT!?’ said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
‘Oh sure’, said BUBBA. ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.’
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!