1. The later you are the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs do not notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you are drinking.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask "If I died would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you they do not get mad. They just think it interesting.
12. If a dog leaves it will not take half your stuff.
13. Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who is happy to see you.
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