Gunshot To The Head

Gunshot Wound To The Head:

 

If you haven't already heard...... Linda Burnett 23, a resident of San Diego,

was visiting her in-laws and while there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick

up some groceries.

 

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the

windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head.

 

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes

were then open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda

replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding

her brains in for over an hour.

 

 

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back

of her head.

 

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise

that sounded like a gunshot, and a wad of dough hit her in the back of her

head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and

thought it was her brains.

 

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered......Linda is a blonde, a

Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

 

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from

2008, SO..........it was determined to be Bush's fault.