We're safe! He's a vegan now!

This was opening night for "Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth -- Live on Stage," his six-night, one-man, is-he-really-going-to-do-this? show at the MGM Grand.

The mind reeled. Would the crowd be issued ear muffs? Would he release his pigeons? Would he eat your children?

"I don't think so," guessed comedian George Lopez. "He's a vegan now."