Monday, May 26, 2014

#ThingsGirlsSayDuringSex

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  1. : idk i'm gay” GOSH FRICK IM CRYING HAHAH
  2. No Mr Harris I can't tell what it is yet.
  3. You should be niall horan but whatever
  4. I didn't realise it was that big.
  5. twitter went from to with all the grace of Chris Brown singing National Anthem at Lilith Fair
  6. aww. It looks like a baby caterpillar...
  7. do you think you could tutor me in calculus?
  8. sike they dont say anything when theyre passed out from chloroform
  9. everywhere you look, everywhere there's a heart (there's a heart) a hand to hold onto! everywhere you look, everywh
  10. Homura's affection toward Madoka seem to go beyond the normal boundaries of friendship. Homura wasn't just content
  11. does anyone have an iPhone 5 charger?
  12. Right on the heels of comes . Great work, twitter.
  13. could you put this magic mack mask on?? thanks
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  15. i prefer the sound of vinyl it’s just richer you know what I mean
  16. When men get upset by and retaliate with to remind us we are nothing more than that to them
  17. Bitcoin is the secure cryptocurrency that will ensure the viability of our future free market economy
  18. the Malaysian airplane is in pharrell hat 1 RT = 1 Respect
  19. My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near
  20. I often feel conflict between my admiration for the message of an artists work while not actually enjoying the art
  21. now bend over and spread it so I can brutally peg you
  22. can we *scrunches face from hair being leaned on* not talk about baseball cards again
  23. Pretty sure we just made a boy, your majesty
  24. Apparently is trending. Which is a clear indication of .
  25. What is human warfare but just this; an effort to make the laws of God and nature take sides with one party
  26. YES IT FEELS OK, STOP ASKING ME IF IT FEELS OK. AND TAKE YOUR THUMB OUT OF THERE. AND STOP CRYING.
  27. Soooo...I notice it went from trending the last couple days to today. That crusade really lasted.
  28. "fuck me, right there, do I make u feel good?, You gonna pay my rent this month?" Bitch is this sex or a pop quiz?
  29. :3 (excuse from pain). That might be the phone ringing ...(response) you gah toat theese today

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