WHY THERE'S AN OIL SHORTAGE

A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. 
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Well, there's a very simple  answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We  just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that  is purely geographical. 
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Our OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA 
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California 
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Coastal   Florida 
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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North  Dakota 
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Wyoming 
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Colorado 
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Kansas 
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Oklahoma 
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Pennsylvania 
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And 
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Texas 
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC 
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Any Questions?  NO? Didn't think So