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Wife slain after putting ketchup lid on too tightly, prosecutor says

Deschutes County Sheriff via AP

Lawrence Loeffler, 86, shot his wife once in the neck and then again in the head in what he described to investigators as a "kill shot" to make sure she was dead, according to a prosecutor. Loeffler's lawyer says he's not guilty of murder because he was suffering from delusions.

BEND, Ore. -- An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/20/20593524-wife-slain-after-putting-ketchup-lid-on-too-tightly-prosecutor-says#comments

Possible motive: Better healthcare in prison.