THE TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE

THE TOP  TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO  OBAMACARE
                          
      
           10.  Your annual breast exam is done at  Hooters.
       
         9.  Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you  enter the trailer  park.”
        
         8. The  tongue depressors taste faintly of  Fudgecicles.
        
         7. The  only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from  Roto-Rooter.
        
         6. The  only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a  day.”
        
         5. Your  primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill  last  month.
        
         4. “The  patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a  typographical  error.
        
         3. The  only expense covered 100% is….  “Embalming.”
        
         2. Your  Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on  them.
        
         AND THE  NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED THE OBAMACARE  PLAN:
        
         1. You  ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct  tape.