Friday, November 15, 2013

MONSTER BUCK DEER

Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
 It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s uncle’s best friend’s son-in-law’s niece‘s hairdresser’s neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew.
Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot.
It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.con
Honestly and Sincerely, 
 

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