Bartenders Judge You By Your Drink

While you're entitled to drink whatever you like, just know that the bartender serving you that drink is silently judging you. These are what bartenders think of customers who order drinks from them.

PBR

If you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon then most likely you're not going to tip. Most likely because you're a hipster. This also applies to anybody that orders Schlitz or Miller High Life.

Jager Bomb

If you order jager bombs, you're probably a college frat boy who can't handle his liquor. See you blacked out on the floor tonight, bro.

Kamikaze

When people order kamikazes, its usually because they have no idea what to order.

Slippery Nipple

If you order a slippery nipple, sex on the beach or any other drink named after a sexual act then you are probably a jerk. If you stare directly at the bartender or a girl near by after ordering the drink, it just confirms the suspicions.

Bud Light

If you order a Bud Light you're basically telling the bartender that you're an average person, there's nothing special about you and your afraid to try anything new.

Mojito

Bartenders think people who order mojitos are full of themselves. It's less of who you are and more of the fact that it's kind of a pain to make when you have fifty other people screaming at you for drinks.

Anything You Heard from a Rap Song

Basically, if you order something like Hennessy or Ciroc then it tells the bartender that you most likely aren't a real drinker and you're just trying to show off.

Long Island Iced Tea

Long island iced tea is for people who are looking to get hammered, fast.

Vodka

When you order this neutral flavored drink it tells the bartender one of three things:
1) You're new to drinking
2) You've drunk too much alcohol over your lifespan to care about taste
3) You're Russian

Tequila

If you order tequila then you're probably the wild one in your group of friends and your night will mostly end near a toilet.

Gin and Tonic

Bartenders consider gin and tonic to be an old man's drink. If you order this and you're under the age of 50 then you need to get some excitement in your life.

Appletini

You obviously don't like the taste of alcohol, but you still want to drink with everybody else.

White Russian

These drinks are delicious, but you are a fool if you order it at a bar. Bartenders don't use milk often, so there is a good chance that the milk will be or at least close to being spoiled.

Scotch, Bourbon or Whiskey

You're a man and you want a man's drink.

Absinthe

Most bartenders will either think you're some kind of weirdo that probably owns 10 snakes or you're trying too hard to be cool.

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