Elton John and his partner Davis Furnish
had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate
mother was artificially inseminated.
had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate
mother was artificially inseminated.
After the baby was born, Elton and David
were ushered into the maternity ward. A
dozen babies were lying in their cribs,
and eleven of them were crying and screaming.
were ushered into the maternity ward. A
dozen babies were lying in their cribs,
and eleven of them were crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying quietly,
smiling. A nurse came over to both of them
and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
smiling. A nurse came over to both of them
and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All
these crying babies...and yet our baby is
so content. This just proves the superiority
of gay love!"
these crying babies...and yet our baby is
so content. This just proves the superiority
of gay love!"
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now,
but just watch what happens when I pull
the pacifier out of his ass...."
but just watch what happens when I pull
the pacifier out of his ass...."
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