The Pope was sick for many months and experts were called in from all over the world, but no one could diagnose his illness.
Finally a Doctor hit upon the cause. He told the Pope, "Your Holiness, because you have lived all your life in a celebate state all your seminal fluids have built up and are choking you to death. There is only one cure. You must
have sex with a woman."
The Pope said , "I can't do that!"
The doctor said "Well, if you don't you will condemn yourself to death and that is a sin."
So the Pope went to his room and prayed and came out with a decision. "I will have sex with a woman but she must meet four requirements. The pope says that the woman musta be blind so that she cannot see what is
happening. She musta also be deaf so that she will not hear the sounds of this deed. Third, she must be mute so she cannot tell of this activity." (the pope pauses)
"And the forth requirement?", asks the doctor.
To which the pope replies, 'she gotta hava da bigga tits! I MEANA DA BIGGA TITS!!!!'.