RARE SPECIES OF GORILLA

A small zoo in the  hills  of Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few  weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination,  the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make  matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

 

Thinking about their  problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker  responsible for cleaning the animal cages.Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had  little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The  Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

 

Bobby Lee was  approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for  $500.00?

 

Bobby Lee showed some  interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The  following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under  five conditions:

 

"First", Bobby Lee  said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this  condition.

 

"Second", he said,  "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily  agreed to this condition.

 

"Third", he said, "you  can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this  condition.

 

"Fourth", Bobby Lee  said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was  agreed.

 

And last," Bobby Lee  said, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the  $500.00.”