A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to hisstaff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, thecolonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explainedthat his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed toget his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A major chimed in with "75%-25% in favor of work."
A captain said "It is 50%-50%"
A lieutenant responded with "25%-75% in favor of pleasure,depending upon his state of inebriation at the time."
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
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